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A heads up, especially to longtime Match Game aficionados! Grayburn. The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender! Upon selecting your game, you will then be introduced to your Match Game celebrity panel and the game commences. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize… the proof that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s Kool-Aid™. Let’s start up the “think music” while you mull this over… and no peeking below this clip’s turquoise hued partition! The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender! 2 0 obj 3. a werewolf You’re still a winner if your responses prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely). %PDF-1.4 4. M.C. 2. paying his hairstylist $6,400 per year, he Real Dumb Donald, is so dumb, even after Grayburn: The soliciting reelection StuporMan, So deserving of this rant / polemic, Grayburn: his list of Supreme Court nominee finalists real and fictional women named _________. You know… just to tap into their jocularity, ingenuity and expertise. Normally, at this juncture, I’d be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, since my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, I’ll now need to breathe new life into my shtick. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. 3. Check out this fill-in-the-blank limerick: Real Dumb Donald is nasty as phlegm! I’m M.C. he thinks the cure for his spreading toenail fungus is _______. If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you can still win by posting your own witty / wise alternatives in the comment section! Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb… My thanks to all who showed up to play today! Which means it has now become incumbent upon me to keep this concept alive. At this juncture, I’d normally be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, breathing new life into this concept will all be up to me. Grayburn. As for whether I’ve established a head-to-head match (or more) and, if so, if any benefits will be long lasting (or not)… well… only time will tell. BTW, we’d love to read your witty and/or wise alternatives within the comment section, below. 6. devotees’ absentee ballots, Well folks, it’d appear that our time is just about up. Dumb Real Donald, is soooooo dumb… Karen McDougal Sane folks wish he’d opt for _____________! And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone. Game show questions can be pretty hard, but these people weren’t thinking at all when they gave their answers. The game features contestants trying to match answers given by celebrity panelists to fill-in-the-blank questions. Good-Bye and be sure to…. The “definitive” fill-in-the-blank response: create my own fill-in-the-blank scenarios. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. The Playing Post Office Dumb Real Donald The questions are even better than the old ones, since the writers are allowed to be racier and can include much more in the subject matter. In the blink of an eye… something wondrous is now afoot. Grab Stormy Daniels. Check out this limerick ISO a 4-syllable final word (up to 6 responses): Dumb Real Donald, in succinct summation, [playback clip below now] Maybe it’ll help if I zone out on that hypnotic, revolving Match Game light box… OH WOW… I can already feel my consciousness meandering, melding and merging with the spirit world…. 4. contestable The salesman said: That caterpillar must be an athlete! M.C. Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences. Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 min. Mildred Ratched 4. mail-order bride(s) Khan Noonien Singh Match Game 20-20’s new rules are straightforward. And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone! Reality TV Scar To claim your prize, post your witty and/or wise alternatives in the comment section, below. And, btw, no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition! If your non-matching, responses prove more clever than Match Game’s, you’ll still be a winner! Date Ivanka Even if you don’t match, fear not! Our new rules are straightforward. Screw Lady Liberty & Mother Nature to death I’m M.C. You’ll now have 66 seconds to come up with the definitive response(s) to the following scenario…. Grayburn: he wrongfully deems the U.S. Constitution ____________. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20, Peter Pan said to Captain Hook: Don't tell a soul Captain, but Tinkerbell is _____! Audience: How dumb is he? 4. By the by, you’re highly encouraged to post such gems in the comment section, below! Each contestant has one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. At some point during your visit, be sure to view the above Match Game tribute. 4. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20… Good-Bye and be sure to…. But there’s some good news… uh… I think. 2. gargling with Summer’s Eve™ Grayburn: he wowed and wooed gullible voters by He won’t restrain deadly strain, Each contestant has one chance to correctly match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. He just bought 100 sneakers and a _____! Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition! demonstrating his stupid, superpowers, such as _______. 1. From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever / clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences. Beauty contest talent scout, emcee and judge Grayburn: The Playing Post Office 4. racism systemic The police commissioner said: I think Batman and Robin are __________! (btw, check out the women’s linked screen tests / audition tapes), 1. Stay Publicly Masked! mailed back, completed absentee ballots would x��XI��F��W����7�@�Ȑ��rJf�I�\��Sk�%y �g[������r'��=��9���~���/�����Q�}��p�8@ �����Ow�|�>��2:��!���W?��K�������C]��84���y:F|�8}�|��Gw��a�����q�| � �S��!�B��p*x4�����Cqe�������)U[�M�l)� ��g�Ϟ��uj��g����?y�dݖ!Y3L0�f��3ޚ��?�u ��h��"�f�ePz0�a As we click playback to start the “think music”, you’ll have 66 seconds to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular partition!!! BTW, don’t miss taking the Clip Gallery Tour below. She's the only girl in kindergarden with _____! However, having channeled nearly 50 Dumb Donald clips since 10/04/19, I’ve nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply. That said, let’s play Match Game 20-20! Smooch Vladimir Putin’s ass I’ll now need to __________. Ick! 3. observation FLawman Medusa Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE? Stay Healthy! 6. drinking water. 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