tall blonde jokes

A blonde is pulled over by a police officer...

The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?"


", Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.

What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you? The redhead makes it 8 before drowning. [Blonde] What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Blonde starts shouting: "HELP!

A blonde rings up an airline and asks: "How long are your flights from America to England?" Because blonde guys are stupid too. A pigeon flew over them and pooped on his head. A blonde decided to paint a room. The woman on the other end of the phone replies: "Just a minute". She asks the clerk, “How much?” ", A blonde is doing a crossword puzzle...

A golden retriever. "Ma'am that's a radiator".


There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.

:-D. What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden? Three blondes walk into a building. A professor told his class: The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler.

I told her it was casual and when everyone arrived she appeared with her outfit around her ankles. ", Three women are about to be executed for crimes. Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield?

The pig answers, "I won her at the fair."

She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" it really hurts!"

A: She can't find the eleven.

Two blonde girls were having breakfast. Look at that poor little dog with one eye!"

The redhead wished to be back home. Blonde said 4 please. How did the blonde die drinking milk?

He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear.

Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."

She was back home with her family.

The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.

The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time.".

Why can't a blonde dial 911? The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'.

You remove the pin and throw it back. Steve has a puzzled look on his face and replies "NSIT".

When I touch my head, ouch! She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

The other said "Wow, I don't even think I've seen that many guys!". "Yes," I replied. Blonde: Could you please fix this for me? You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

I'm blonde and I don't get them.

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something, our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde, Im a 6’ tall, 200lb black belt, the guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player, the fella on your right is 6’5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler.

The woman on the other end of the phone replies: "Just a minute".

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" To keep their ankles warm. The first blonde said "Those look like deer tracks!" He replied,"Do you mean a choir?" A Blonde on a date, asked the guy, do you have any children? There's this blonde. She gets into the car and the teacher fails her immediately. I could never eat twelve pieces.". The average intelligence of both countries goes up. Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?

So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads', What’s blonde and dead in the closet? A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stuck on a deserted island 10 miles from shore. "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

Enjoyed our short funny blonde jokes? “Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband last night?”

A blonde is taking her driving exam ", FINALLY! One of them starts yelling: HELP, HEEEELP The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"?

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A blonde was at a gumball machine. There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices. So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." Blonde Joke of the day CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 When she trips over the cordless phone. "I'll take this one," she says proudly.

Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?" Want more jokes? Think about it seriously, mister.

"Thank you" said the assistant "come again" When her husband got home, he asked, The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.

HAND JOB: $10.00 ", A blonde was watching the news when she suddenly hears “American rights are being violated”

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